Sunday, February 14, 2010

My Feelings on Valentine’s Day

My Feelings on Valentine's Day:

First, if it takes a special holiday for someone to show me how much they love me, then I've obviously spent the rest of the year with the wrong person.

Second, I do like flowers once in a while, but hopefully my guy would not pay the exponentially inflated prices for them on Valentine's Day because he can't think of anything more lasting to do with 70 bucks.

Third, if the point of Valentine's Day is to be more intimate, then why drag me to a crowded restaurant where we have to huddle for an hour by the doors with a bunch of strangers while we wait on a table where we are jam packed together again? That's not exactly my idea of "intimate."

Next, are you giving me a Teddy Bear so YOU don't have to snuggle with me?

Lastly, why are there special chocolates for Valentine's Day? The key to my heart is not a heart-shaped box o' chocolates on February 14th, but dark chocolates frequently for no other occasion except that I want them.

Just a thought: If love is blind, why is Victoria's Secret so popular?